Once upon a time there was a little mongrel named Krew. Krew was a master sneak and kleptomaniac so he snuck into the cupboard and stole mom's stash of hershey kisses. Then shimmied down from the cupboards crawled over to his highchair, (because although he is a thief he has good manners and knows that he isn't suppose to eat on the carpet) they he began to stuff his face. His parents although mad and disgruntled by his disobedience decided to capture this event on camera so that they could hold it over his head for the rest of his life.
(P.S. This story is purely a lie... except for Krew being a master ninja! We actually had to give him prunes to loosen his stool a bit!)



